A friend complained to me that his marriage has turned sour. He seems to put the blame on his wife, calling her a boring queen control mama. Yeah, I can be a shoulder to cry on, but I am not interested in hearing a man talking ill about another woman, especially about his wife and the mother to his kids!
Luckily, I came across this e-mail from a girlfriend, who has been very generous sharing some jokes and cartoons on life with me.
Life is a big book of interesting but heart-wrenching adventures, but too bad there is no accurate manual of instructions on how to solve all the ills in life. But then, to think of it again, there IS such manual, it is just many have forgotten about it. I believe life would be right on track if one just sticks to the Holy Qur'an or perhaps the Bible. Then again, to err is human.
Happy reading, I hope this would tickle your heart..
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run , crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.The best course of action is to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run , crashing the system whenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
*********** KEEP READING ************
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.The best course of action is to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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24 comments:
Ida, there's nothing that I despice more than a man who talks bad abt his wife.
Anyway, I believe Tech Support is a Wife as well.
Kak Teh,
I despice men who talks bad about any woman.
hahahaha
Ida,
men bila dah mula mengata isteri is signalling his lacklustre love for the wife.Start dah! Its sad when the wife tak prasan pun that the husband is bitching behind her back.Nanti kalau wife confront baru menangis dia! Padan muka!
Dear Datin,
Ala..men ni bila the wife dah dapat tau, dia akan blame other women for being gatal, padahal it takes 2 to tango..
Men and escapism macam dah sinonim..
Hello Ida Hariati, interesting post.
We don't love qualities, we love persons;
sometimes by reason of their defects as well of their qualities.
And women are meant to be loved, not understood, *wink*.
You have a great week and best regards, Lee.
ps, a real gentleman does not mention or confide a wife's faults to others, and especially to another woman.
No matter what, she is his wife. She deserves that respect and privacy.
And who among us have no faults? L.
pps, Hope you don't mind I always address you your full name...it sounds nice just pronouncing it.
Hi Lee,
Yes that's true..these men are problematic..
Lelaki yg kutuk2 wife ni mmg sebenarnya bukan lelaki :D...kkdg tu sbb nak pasang 2,3,4..tu yg asyik cr salah isteri kan..i suka la karangan ni hehe
semlm i baca paper pasal isteri yg guna-gunakan husband sebab depa miang sgt...!
Lyana,
I pun miang tapi tak le sampai nak guna2 laki...hahha
Tadi I dah remove benda yg i nak remove tu..maleh mcm bebudak ni..
Kawan lama kita (u tau sapa) pun dah ada blog, ni tgh dok ajaq dia la ni..
Ida,
When a man talks bad about his wife, it says a lot about him too. Tapi fitrah manusia, ramai juga orang perempuan yang kecundang bila si lelaki mengadu about their wife to them. Itu yang jadi cerita pelik pelik tu. Dunia hari ni, orang perempuan pun ada yang sama naik. The best thing..jagalah *aurat* perkahwinan masing masing. Tak gitu? :D
Betul tu kak Naz..but I wonder la, why some husbands and wives susah nak communicate with each other? Dulu masa p dating sembang mcm nak rak..but bila dah kahwin macam tak de apa2 nak cakap..
I believe some people need someone to confide in if there is a dysfucntion of communication in a relationship. It is not good to let sore feelings to be caked up within you, one has to let it out. Tapi outlet nya kena la sesuai..
Ida,
Man who talks bad about her self is actually having mental incapability i.e is very insecure being.
He is actually trying to hide his inferiority complex by doing that. Slalunya melanda jantan yg wife lagi hebat dari dia.
Kalau nak menjalang pun go ahead la kan sebab dah fitrah ko tu miang sejak azali, it got nothing to do with the wife.
Cth2 A.C Mizal tu, lawa sgt ka Emiliya Rosnaidu tu compared to his ex? Ni contoh je kan.
I used to know a man (masa naka dara dulu la) a laki orang, yg trying to ayat me, although aku menyampah babun kat dia I still have respect for him coz dia kata there's nothing wrong with her wife, and she puji her wife melangit.
Lagi la kau menyampah sebab bini dah elok2 pun nak gatai lagi
Anyway, gud posting u have on this one
benci la guys camtu...kesian the wife..
anyway, i enjoy reading the tech support joke..nice one..hihi
Hi kak eza,
Ni kes A.C Mizal boleh buat I meluat..I tak blame A.C jugak le kan, kot memang personaliti dia lemah..I blame Emilia tu, she as a mother takkan dia tak de rasa belas kesian to at least ingatkan A.C tunaikan kewajipan dia pada his sons? Anak tiri pun anak kita jugak..if tak suka kat anak tiri pun, ingat lah bebudak tu ada hak untuk hidup.
I dah jumpa some men talking bad about their wives, but i think it is worst if they don't talk about the wife and kids at all, and mengaku bujang..hahhaha..
Hi Mimi,
Jangan benci nanti jumpa..hahhaha.U buat biasa je..org macam ni ramai.
But actually bagiuh jugak dengaq cerita depa as boleh jadik sempadan kat kita..at least we know what are the things that our hubbies hate in us but have no guts to tell us straight to the face.
I believe semua yg terjadi dalam hidup ni are signs for us to get to know ourselves. Some have affairs because they are lonely and neglected by the other half, some are simply miang..but still, I believe, when you get too close to someone else, u will automatically compare notes. One would recall the prime reasons for choosing his wife/ her hubby as a partner in life.
U would also appreciate all the ups and downs that u've braved together as man and wife. In short, let's just look at things in a different perspective..
Hello Ida Hariati, I will be coming out with a posting esok, and may I ahemm, borrow your second name?
As then it'll do justice to my story.
I need a beautiful second name because of the Nationality of person in my story.
It will match her, *wink*.
Hoping for your kind approval...you have a nice day, Lee.
ps, not a bank robbery story, I assure you. Ha ha.
hehe..very funny post..eiii..risaunya..sungguh merisaukan sebab saya baru je kawin..pernah gak terfikir kalau in future camne la agaknya marriage saya..hopefully diberkati Allah selalu..amin~ cuz i had enogh seeing my mum suffer sebab menda2 camni..
Dear Nadia,
Jgn risau sgt sebab ini semua akan jadik macam doa..jgn biarkan aura negative menyelubungi kita..
Insyallah allah bagi kekuatan dan kewarasan kepada kita jika percaya dgn kekuasaannya..
Good luck to you..hope yours will be a smooth sailing..
hahaha..good joke ida...
hi nisa..tq for visiting..ni bila nak start blogging ni?
I love the Tech support story. I think it was right on the mark.
Tq Shaq, hey when are you gonna update ur blog?
Dear Ida
How interesting that you mention the Scripture as love manuals (oxymoron in itself), and how dead right you are. Song Of Solomon comes to mind, or the Sutras. Good on you, ma'am!!
Dear Major Jeffrey,
Tq, but credits should be given to my friend who forwarded this to me. Too bad the writer of this piece is unknown.
Who knows where to download XRumer 5.0 Palladium?
Help, please. All recommend this program to effectively advertise on the Internet, this is the best program!
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